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The Misadventures of a Hot Pink Mess

If You're Gonna Ride My Ass, At Least Pull My Hair

Created on 2005-08-25 12:58:54 (#8116871), last updated 2009-08-17

4,338 comments received, 3,249 comments posted

Basic Info
Name:Little Trouble Maker
Birthdate:1973-06-26
Location:Norristown, Pennsylvania, United States
Website:A Knock on the Duir
Bio
Pretty much anything you could possibly want to know about me is here on this page. If it's not, you'll just have to ask me.
You've got my likes and 75% of my beliefs, not to mention referrences to some of the more fun stuff I'm involved with. Although, unless you know what you're looking it at, it could look like something else (nothing wrong with a little mystery... heheh).



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PHENOMENAL WOMAN
by Maya Angelou

Pretty women wonder where my secret lies
I'm not cute or built to suit a model's fashion size
But when I start to tell them
They think I'm telling lies.
I say
It's in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips
The stride of my steps
The curl of my lips.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally
Phenomenal woman
That's me.

I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please
And to a man
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees
Then they swarm around me
A hive of honey bees.
I say
It's the fire in my eyes
And the flash of my teeth
The swing of my waist
And the joy in my feet.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally
Phenomenal woman
That's me.

Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me
They try so much
But they can't touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them
They say they still can't see.
I say
It's in the arch of my back
The sun of my smile
The ride of my breasts
The grace of my style.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally
Phenomenal woman
That's me.

Now you understand
Just why my head's not bowed
I don't shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud
When you see me passing
It ought to make you proud.
I say
It's in the click of my heels
The bend of my hair
The palm of my hand
The need for my care.
'Cause I'm a woman
Phenomenally
Phenomenal woman
That's me.


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Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned,
Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.

-William Congreve

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
-Charles Monroe Schulz, Lucy Van Pelt (in Peanuts)

It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.
-H. L. Mencken

You know how when you were a little kid and you believed in fairy tales, that fantasy of what your life would be, white dress, prince charming who would carry you away to a castle on a hill. You would lie in bed at night and close your eyes and you had complete and utter faith. Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, Prince Charming, they were so close you could taste them, but eventually you grow up, one day you open your eyes and the fairy tale disappears. Most people turn to the things and people they can trust. But the thing is its hard to let go of that fairy tale entirely cause almost everyone has that smallest bit of hope, of faith, that one day they will open their eyes and it will come true.
-Grey's Anatomy (television show): Meredith Grey

When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are my energy.
-Anon.

The face is the mirror of the mind, and eyes without speaking confess the secrets of the heart.
-Saint Jerome

It is only out of ignorance that people are cruel, because they really don’t think it will come back.
-Maya Angelou

In the sex-war thoughtlessness is the weapon of the male, vindictiveness of the female.
-Cyril Connolly




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